I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
You thought I wasn’t gonna put this curvy bitch in a dress?
Fools.
Also wtf, this series went from Rescue Bots to Cyberverse Season 3 to Did I read the age rating right?? I mean I like it but what, a human got brutally disintegrated front and center
i want your love and i want your revenge. i want your psycho, your vertigo schtick. i want your ugly, i want your disease. literally at 23 gaga had her priorities straight
hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.
When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn’t exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.
where is the future I was promised?
i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs
that’s why they’re not gonna make these in real life
i cant tell if its funnier that theres an overlap between “tonetag user” and “person who uses slurs derogatorily”, or that you had to specify it was negative
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